Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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