put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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