I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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