I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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