Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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