is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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