She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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