My room smells like vodka and shame
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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