I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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