quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
In America we eat man semen.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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