Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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