is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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