i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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