I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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