So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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