One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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