i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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