Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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