I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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