No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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