some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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