If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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