i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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