i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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