eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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