Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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