This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
operation have a gay friend backfired
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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