it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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