the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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