that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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