I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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