I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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