I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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