Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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