chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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