Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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