I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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