I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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