bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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