i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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