Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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