This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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