Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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