Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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