I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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