What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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