Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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