Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
how does that bad decision feel?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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