Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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