I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
its not stalking. its research.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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